During my time away, I pondered a lot on what my next few letters to you guys would be about. I had no idea what to write about since that 9th of May oh and it has genuinely been so embarrassing😭😂. It was 2 minutes ago that I finally decided to write on. Today, I will be talking to you all about not knowing what to write and the many things that were running through my mind when I was pondering on what to write.
The first on that list would be (as many of my friends may have suspected) would be my recent lack of partner.
Yes oh, the relationship has scattered, I am single, and men are and will remain bottom barrel creatures. It was, and still is, such a catastrophic series of events that left me, a whole olounje iya, without an appetite for three whole days.
two of which I slept for 6 hours aggregate oh. As per, if you add the sleep from day one and the sleep from day two, you’d get 6 hours. Tsetse fly victim like me?? Hm. It is well.
When I tell you that I was moving on water and oxygen, many will think I’m playing. If I’m being honest I was deeply hurt by the disrespect and lack of regard surrounding the matter. To top it off, I couldn’t cry. As per, there was koko in my throat for like 8 days and I didn’t cry once😭😂. On the bright side, this enabled me to properly form the bad guy with my full chest.
pretending is SO hard, it really isn’t my thing😭 (unlike some people). I mean, see my tweet on day 2😭
And this all happened during my exams😔
This leads to the next thing I wanted to write on.
There needs to be a propagation towards the abolition of the Nigerian Law School and the cancellation of 100lvl courses because wtf are those? Isn’t there a way to merge it all in the 5 years and reduce units too? Me I’m really tired of being a student oh.
please treat as urgent @NBA @CLE @BOB 😒😒
I also thought of ranting about this incredibly irritating record breaking wave.
What’s wrong with Nigerians and the indigenes of Ekiti state? They hadn’t even given Hilda her certificate and sister Dammy is already trying to one up her? Ko da now, ko da. It’s evidence of bad character. Why can’t we be happy and celebrate with one another before we try to do our own?
And for the EKSU lecturer, please sir, who will be the lectured for your record breaking venture? How do you want to lecture people’s children for 150 hours?
Oye-Ekiti people, abeg pattern your guy
One thing that had been on my mind is Fair Trade
special s/o to Aubrey Graham and Jacque Webster for that incredible sound
I really wanted to talk about it in so many facets because I’ve lost a couple of friends this year, friends that I didn’t think I’d be able to do without but I’m happy to have realized that they can’t be permanent.
If I wrote about that, I would have taken you guys on a roller coaster for like 4 weeks at least because there are a lot of angles that I want to touch on the friendship matter.
And regarding the friendship breakups, I t’s really not the person sometimes, it’s just the combination of the both of you as friends that has an expiring date and that can be incredibly jarring to realize. Sometimes oh.
But that’s for another day.
These were the things that I was trying to joggle in my head and decide which one specifically to write on. There a few more things that I want to say sha;
Impostor syndrome is real
Being single has made me realize that guys are princesses now (you people didn’t tell me)
I feel like changing the name of the newsletter to something shorter and catchier. Idk, i just feel like the name is too long. If you feel so too, you can message me on ig and recommend new names for a lifestyle and culture newsletter (because I just realized that that’s what this is), something that has my name in it sha.
come to think of it, I’m not sure the name thing would be necessary. I don’t know, just be creative🤗
If you don’t think so, let me know as well
I WILL be dedicating a piece to boj because he deserves it with that damn Gbagada Express II!!!😍😍
anyway, till next time🤗
So happy you’re back, missed y’a chicko
Like deadass, this streets (which I’m not a participant of actually) are apparently very crazy but it’s a hot girl summerrrrr still